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Desperate Measures, p17

May 14, 2025 by Tim


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ESc
ESc
4 days ago

maybe finally people will stop saying “it’s a copycat!” Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
4 days ago
Reply to  ESc

No wait! I got a more exotic theory! Hear me out…

…the ghost of his brother inhabits him at times?

Stef
Stef
3 days ago
Reply to  ESc

It’s not like it wasn’t a valid option

Silo267
Silo267
2 days ago
Reply to  ESc

Never thought it was a copycat, I was just hoping he wasn’t the one killing people.

ESc
ESc
4 days ago

Also, how the fuck do you fight superheros with superspeed? You gotta hope they make a colossally stupid mistake.

Kenju
Kenju
3 days ago
Reply to  ESc

The Trickster from DC used to have a field day with the Flash, as did the rest of his rogues gallery. One time he robbed a bank in a dumb truck, Flash arrived and found himself unable to move because said dumb truck had been full of steel ball barings he dumped all over the block. Another time he used a tanker truck full of grease, then another time it was a tanker truck full of tar. Captain Cold would just freeze the ground since ice means no traction and Flash would fly into walls until he learned how to… Read more »

Sweetos
Sweetos
3 days ago
Reply to  Kenju

that is dumb, yes, very dumb. when trickster dropped those steel balls, it was dumb. the writers have continuously nerfed and buffed barry just to fit the plot.
he has proven time and time again, he could have picked up ALL OF THOSE steel balls and packed them away before Trickster would be able to move 2ft.

Kenju
Kenju
3 days ago
Reply to  Sweetos

I don’t know if he could have picked them up. Remember in that continuity Barry had his powers for a grand total of like, a few days at most, he was still learning and nowhere near his potential. Also important, the bank was on a street corner, so there was no way for him to see the ball barings as he came around the corner from what I remember. Was it a bit dumb, yes, but against someone who is still figuring out how their powers work and what they can do it makes sense. Barry wasn’t even fast enough… Read more »

Derfman
Derfman
3 days ago
Reply to  Kenju

I stand corrected on my rebuttal since you were referencing very early Flash, but since we do not yet know Elijah’s level of superspeed it could still apply to him.

Terrycloth Monkey
Terrycloth Monkey
3 days ago
Reply to  Derfman

Fast enough to be making 3 separate tags without a break in the conversation. Not sure where he gets the super speed spray paint cans though.

Kintrex
Kintrex
3 days ago
Reply to  Kenju

Yes, and one time the Flash slipped on an atomic-powered banana peel and flew into space. Another time Deathstroke managed to stab the Flash with his sword because “he’s faster where it counts.” For every good reason a speedster loses, there’s a stupid one.

Derfman
Derfman
3 days ago
Reply to  Kenju

All those were just plot for plot’s sake. A little bit of knowledge would totally negate them. Let’s take the ball bearings. It would take time for them to start moving due to being interacted with. The same with the grease and tar. He would literally just run right over them. Physics is bitched at superspeed. And let’s not forget ice. He runs over water. The reason we slide on ice is because it turns into water… which he runs over. Many have written on how Flash may well be the most powerful Super Hero out there. They are probably… Read more »

Paul
Paul
3 days ago
Reply to  ESc

Well, they do know a guy who can pause things… Who also happen to go by the name of a video game? Seems to be a perfect fit here!

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
3 days ago
Reply to  Paul

A Captain perhaps?

MJC
MJC
3 days ago
Reply to  ESc

They should have brought Game Boy. One little touch and Elijah is done.

Although that’s quite OP and would be a boring story, wouldn’t it?

On the other hand, the idea of a child video game super hero out there doing good for people might be something to help Elijah see how wrong he is.

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 days ago
Reply to  MJC

He’d still need to catch Elijah, which given his speed is easier said than done.

Ashi
Ashi
3 days ago
Reply to  MJC

But if they had brought Game Boy, we’d have been raking Ethan and Lucas over the coals for bringing a kid to deal with a killer. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Arvex
Arvex
2 days ago
Reply to  MJC

The other issue to keep in mind is his power requires touching what he wants to pause, meaning he’d have to put himself a really dangerous position to even attempt to help.

Del Cox
Del Cox
2 days ago
Reply to  ESc

Practically, you can’t. 99% of the time, victories over them rely on the plot just forgetting how superspeed works.Slipping on ball bearings? If you’ve got the reflexes or whatever perception that allows you to navigate through a city in under a second, you can step around ball bearings “carefully” at a speed that’s still plenty super. It’s why villains with superspeed are nigh-invincible until the plot calls for them to be defeated; up until that point, they’re treated rationally.

John
John
4 days ago

Damn

Robert
Robert
4 days ago

Well, sometimes we wish the people we sympathise with aren´t the bad ones, right? Damnit.

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
4 days ago
Reply to  Robert

Or another read: Sometimes the people we sympathise with that weren’t bad people in the past aren’t the same person anymore. Character growth isn’t always good.

MJC
MJC
3 days ago

Or another read: nobody ever should have sympathized with Elijah in the first place. Some of us knew from the first time he appeared that he wasn’t right, that this would never end well.

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
3 days ago
Reply to  MJC

No. You ALWAYS try because the one time you don’t could have been the one you saved.

Rallen
Rallen
3 days ago
Reply to  Robert

Weird. This same comment could be made about the political leaders of our cities, and the extreme violence they’ve been enabling in the cities, and the MAGA crew that seem to be fighting them. MAGA seems dedicated to Law and Order, and putting Americans first, but everyone seems to hate them for it. Was it because those idiots on CNN got paid to say that they were bad? What about the people that made the bad policies? Shouldn’t they be hated for what they did? Refusing to fix it? Think they did it without knowing what it would cause?

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
3 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

If MAGA is for the Rule of Law… why are they breaking the Law to do what they want? Why is the figurehead a convicted criminal?

Wouldn’t they want someone who is truly good and not a fraud?

Rallen
Rallen
3 days ago
Reply to  Lrbearclaw

What laws are they breaking? Why is the figurehead a convicted criminal? If I was a corrupt bastard and someone with an impeccable background was positioning to be my opponent, I would set him up to be slandered and falsely convicted. That’s what you do to people that are truly good when you’re a fraud.

Quinn
Quinn
3 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

You’ve got to be a rage-bating troll. The evidence is too overwhelming. That or you are a zealot.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
3 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

And doesn’t that sound exactly like what the current corrupt Bastard is doing?

Accuse the opponent of whatever you do is disturbingly effective when lying is allowed to be commonplace. Even the worst crimes become irrelevant. Do something horrible and people catch accuse you? Clearly they’re just lying. Anyone opposes you? Clearly they’re horrible and everything else is a lie.

Mike
Mike
2 days ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Welcome to 2025, The Big Guy is no longer being propped up and his drunken replacement lost in a landslide.

Stef
Stef
3 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

you must be completely delusional

Nightdagger
Nightdagger
3 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

Hey guys, new theory, the villain of this arc is actually The Troll, he showed up in the comments pretty quick.

Arvex
Arvex
2 days ago
Reply to  Rallen

How about we keep contemporary politics out of this? There’s a time and place for political discourse. The comment thread of a gaming/superhero webcomic isn’t it.

Nightdagger
Nightdagger
4 days ago

Well shit. I was hoping I was right and Elijah wasn’t the one at fault but was only in the area to try and figure out who was.

But nope. Vandalism is one thing…killing is a line that can’t be taken back once it’s been crossed.

Scortch
Scortch
4 days ago

The irony of him killing people to stop video game violence is obviously lost on him i see.

Dagroth
Dagroth
4 days ago
Reply to  Scortch

This (and the Jedi’s comment) reminded me of part of “The Last Church” Warhammer40K story, featuring a discussion between a to-be Emperor of Mankind (who was in the process of conquering Earth at the time) and a last Catholic priest: The Emperor: It is my dream. An Imperium of Man that exists without recourse to gods and the supernatural. A united galaxy with Terra at its heart. […] These warriors shall be my generals and they will lead my great crusade to the furthest corners of the galaxy. Uriah: Didn’t you just tell me of the bloody slaughters perpetrated by… Read more »

Freelance
Freelance
2 days ago
Reply to  Dagroth

“Oh, Mr. Dickenson, I’m surprised at you! You should know that a rebellion is legal in the first person, such as ‘Our rebellion.’
“It’s only in the third person, ‘their rebellion,’ that it is illegal.”
–Ben Franklin, 1776

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
4 days ago
Reply to  Scortch

Reminds me of the people protesting violence in video games in the beginning of Postal 2.

Tecno
Tecno
4 days ago
Reply to  Scortch

It’s why hypocrisy is found everywhere. “They” are in the wrong so when they die due to their wrong decisions, it’s regrettable, but they have it coming.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
4 days ago
Reply to  Scortch

I don’t think it is. He’s obviously weighed the options, and gone for violence in the hope to save more children.

We see violence everywhere. From innocent kids shows to blockbuster movies. His has more rationale behind it than most, even though we view it as crooked. Otherwise we can call out any violent action to try to achieve peace as irony. It would only be irony if his actions fail to prevent child deaths.

Silo267
Silo267
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Which it ultimately will…. because video games dont make people violent.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
3 days ago
Reply to  Silo267

Let’s not take a too narrow approach here. He’s also murdering gunshop owners. And who knows? Maybe his actions put a spotlight on the violence against kids, and people are actually pushing some legislation through for more gun control and earlier detection of people who might go bad. It might not be directly because of his action, but a success either way. Besides, what are your sources that video games do not make people violent? Not an accusation, but genuinely curious why you propose it. During my psychology studies there were some indicators that video games elicit more violence, though… Read more »

MJC
MJC
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Sounds like you already understand that the problem is lacking mental health care and far too easy access to guns, and yet you’re still trying to justify the absolutely unjustifiable leap to murdering people who sell video games. Like maybe, MAYBE, if Elijah was going after politicians who routinely spew garbage instead of doing their job, thus freeing the seats to elect new politicians who might actually do something, you could argue that he’s got some kind of twisted sense of morality like Deathblood going after criminals the system forgot to handle. But no. Elijah doesn’t even have that going… Read more »

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
3 days ago
Reply to  MJC

I’m not trying to justify Elijah’s stance at all. I’m at best giving his perspective. At all times I’ve shared your side. I’ve mentioned it is a deplorable and dark thing he’s doing.

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Gunshop owners aren’t responsible for what people do once the gun is purchased.

Terrycloth Monkey
Terrycloth Monkey
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Which it already has. His murder count is up in the double digits already. I don’t think that many kids died at the school. But thats an irrelevant trolley problem. It’s generally morally wrong to kill people. Elijah (or whoever) doesn’t get to make those decisions on his own, only a society can.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
3 days ago

It is generally morally wrong. As I mentioned I fully agree. I even think that at times people celebrate lethal violence, like when Ethan was trying to stop a psychopath from murdering criminals. I was against those murders, but the votes showed few were like-minded. I’m just trying to ask the question, at what point is murder acceptable? Fir Elijah it might even be that killing 50 people, that according to him aid a system that kills kids, is worth it if a single innocent life is saved. Where would you draw the line? Because i real life this choice… Read more »

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Daniel
Daniel
4 days ago

Well, bummer. Yet it’s nice to see that a solved the whole “can’t monologue with a mask” thing before becoming a supervillain

Daniel
Daniel
4 days ago

Unless… Unless he knew it was a trap, and came for whoever tries to stop him

Jedi
Jedi
4 days ago

I say the whole world need to learn our peaceful ways – by violence !

Oyee
Oyee
4 days ago

Well, that’s a bummer.

Jonny
Jonny
4 days ago

If he’s changing his views and engaging in violence now, then he’ll want to hide his identity also so as not to get caught and keep doing what he’s doing. I suggest the name ‘Speedrun’ to keep with the video game theming.

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 days ago
Reply to  Jonny

He sees the games as evil, so, if he picks a name at all, I think it’s unlikely to be gaming related. Maybe Ethan would give him one like that, if he is in the mood to, which he might not, given the circumstances.

Lurker
Lurker
2 days ago
Reply to  Jonny

Endgame 😛

Steve
Steve
4 days ago

Rather unclear how they stop him given how he’s pretty much neutralized them both in under 10 seconds, which not even Zeke could do.

The hypocrisy of stopping murder sprees with a murder spree might work, but… is he in any mindframe to listen?

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
4 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Is it hypocrisy? Imagine having a choice to kill several people that are aiding a system that kills kids. At what point does murdering adults who consciously or unconsciously made their choice to partake in that system weigh up against the deaths of kids?

Imperator Ruscal
Imperator Ruscal
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Journey before destination. A purely utilitarian philosophy would justify killing with raw calculus. “Break 32 laws, kill 12 people, and save 157 lives. Net positive. Allowed.” But utilitarian systems in the hands of flawed humans end up turning ingrained biases into a box of nails begging for a hammer. Because they unfortunately end up spiraling into “Sure there is a no-deaths way, but it is more difficult, and I could kill these 2 right now to guarantee the safety of that 6; net positive; allowed.” Which, by its own admission, is 2 more deaths than is strictly required. That takes… Read more »

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
3 days ago

Thanks for the ideas. Not an attack, but the philosophy seems flawed. Even though I’m against killing, murder, and violence in general, sadly I think it is necessary at times. We see our heroes apply it often enough. How about an active school shooter? Shoot to kill that school shooter, protect innocent lives. It seems a deal you take. How about a guy that’s not active, but you know he’s not going to stop practices that kill innocent people? What are the maximum steps to undertake there? Would it be sanctioned to act violently, maim or even kill them? Do… Read more »

Imperator Ruscal
Imperator Ruscal
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Note that I said that you are restricted, not forbidden. The tricky part gets to be the “through unjust means” portion. Killing a video game shopkeeper, someone who isn’t guilty of killing others, is not a viable solution under this philosophy. Conversely, killing the active shooter to put an end to the spree would be allowed (though only if there wasn’t a less lethal solution available). This particular outlook allows, but measures, the use of force (up to and including lethal force) employed by an actor onto others. So direct action against a direct (and active) threat is one thing.… Read more »

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 days ago

Even with this addition we can get in muddy waters. Let’s say an insurance company is willfully pushing back on some claims, causing the preventable deaths of some people. They are then an active danger to the population. Is it ever okay to kill them? I would say of course not. You try every avenue to resolve it peacefully. The problem is that with an active shooter it is more easy to see when to use lethal force. What if someone in a company is knowingly responsible for deaths and allows this to continue? Not necessarily insurance, but maybe lacks… Read more »

I'm a human blanket
I'm a human blanket
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

This line of terrible thinking is how people like Luigi Mangione can kill someone like the United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson and feel justified. And the horrible people who cheer Mangione for that action.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 days ago

It absolutely is.

Pyre
Pyre
2 days ago

Well, since you brought up Luigi….. What do you do with people like Brian Thompson who was running a company that IS causing deaths through denial of claims? Through the use of their wealth, these companies pretty much own the courts as they own Congress. When there is no reasonable/legal way to oppose billionaires who are creating massive amounts of human suffering, that limits options as to creating societal change. (Note that Blue Cross dropped their insane policy concerning limiting anesthesia during surgery within hours of the shooting…..a policy that was previously defended as “a done deal”.) Hell, you can… Read more »

sasparillafizz
sasparillafizz
2 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

“Imagine having a choice to kill several people that are aiding a system that kills kids” Okay. Still murder. The person at fault for thier actions is the killer. Full stop. Assigning blame to anyone else apart from him is deminishing the fault of the killer. He, and he alone, is to blame for their actions. No one else is. But lets go with your line of logic. Where is the line drawn? How many people removed from the killer is it before they aren’t second hand at fault? By your logic the killer is not at fault. It’s the… Read more »

Paul
Paul
3 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Well, if you go back a few episodes… Another hero that goes by a video game name seems to be a perfect fit to stop this guy!

Acher4
Acher4
4 days ago

Oh no.
And I was certain that he would be a victim in this. Something had happened and he wasn’t truly behind it all.

I guess we were all just witnesses to a villain origin story. :/

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
4 days ago

Maybe the security guards are a target too? Now a group of them is together instead of spread out in one shop. Still a good point. Why is he here at all? If it’s a trap it’s doubly stupid to go there. He’s got an insane power, but there might be any number of much more powerful superheroes that can stop him that laid the trap. With several already dead it isn’t a stretch to get a super in on it , and they might even know about his super speed thanks to cameras getting a few frames during the… Read more »

Stephen
Stephen
4 days ago

It shows how convoluted storytelling in general has got that playing the protestor becomes a genuine bad guy straight without twists feels fresh again

Jetroid
Jetroid
3 days ago

Did the dialog in the last panel change since this was posted? I think it used to say something about insurance.

By Eck
By Eck
3 days ago
Reply to  Jetroid

I think you’re right, it has changed.

Tony
Tony
3 days ago
Reply to  By Eck

Elijah has reached the speedster level, where he can go faster than light to go back in time. So, after reading the comment section, he decided to change his reply.

Steve
Steve
3 days ago
Reply to  Jetroid

Yeah originally he says the insurance replaces what he burns, and then some point how the accidental death didn’t matter because this is how he gets his point across or something. This version makes him seem much more menacing and irrational than the first one, where he seemed more like a broken soul who went down a bad path.

wysskers4
wysskers4
3 days ago
Reply to  Steve

i appreciate the footnote!

Nealithi
Nealithi
3 days ago

Ethan was talking him down. Rationalizing with him.
And the usually rational Lucas just decides to take the shot.

Between this and the bomb in Zeke’s head I think Ethan is going to get Batman’s paranoia about his allies.

Forest Trout
Forest Trout
3 days ago

Did the last panel change?

The Legacy
The Legacy
3 days ago
Reply to  Forest Trout

Yes.

Number51x
Number51x
3 days ago

Huh. I did not expect it to be this simple. It is a comic after all.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
3 days ago
Reply to  Number51x

It’s a well-written comic. Not every story needs a random twist, at times a simpler one can be compelling already.

And it does actually make the situation a lot more complex. People do know Elijah, he can, or at least could be, empathized with. Having to take him down now anyway hurts. Especially since these murders might’ve even been prevented, if they had handled things differently last time. That’s a lot more interesting than this just being Random Evil Dude #29, a clear baddie to take out without any further moral implications.

The Riddler
The Riddler
3 days ago

The core issue – as I said previously – is the mentally disturbed. People who are prone to radicalization (regardless of what spectrum of motive comprises the excuse architecture) will find a path forward to perpetrate an evil action. The trick is to be able to identify and treat these cases before they are too far gone. That’s a challenge because the line between “kook frothing at the mouth online” and “mass murderer” tends to be thin and short. 99.999999% of people can (and do) say angry crud online on a semi-regular basis and never step anywhere near thinking about… Read more »

jonathan corbett
jonathan corbett
3 days ago

They have NO means to stop him. A speedster, written realistically, is unstoppable by definition. He’s not perceiving himself moving fast, he’s seeing the entire world moving slowly. So, he can do delicate tasks at the speed of sound, while you’re just BARELY registering the finger flick that gave you a concussion.

The Riddler
The Riddler
3 days ago

Hm – well what if Lucas makes his arrows appear in a ‘tent’ around Elijah? A tent small enough that he can’t run or build momentum would hold him in place. Targeting him would be hard of course but if Elijah can’t phase through matter (or energy … whatever the arrows are made of) then it would be a way to stop him.

Daniel
Daniel
3 days ago

Not necessarily. If someone have the power to pause people, and if he can do it by unintended touch, a speedster basically can’t touch him. Of course, if you must grab the target to activate the power, that’s a different case

pookysgirl
pookysgirl
3 days ago

But Ethan and Lucas do have a friend who is really, really good at stopping things.

Dom
Dom
2 days ago

Limited field vision, catching someone off guard in their blind spots, losing their footing, you’d be surprised by how many ways there are to stop a speedster. All one needs is imagination. Well written Villains do it all the time.

HarlequinGnoll
HarlequinGnoll
3 days ago

Can’t remember, did anyone ask this guy if he considered going after gun stores?
“Video games kill people!”
“Wait what? Did the kid slice
someone with a CD?!”
“Uh no he used a gun”

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 days ago
Reply to  HarlequinGnoll

He did that, too. See the part 11 here https://cad-comic.com/comic/desperate-measures-p11/ . I think he also did that, when tagging them in his previous appearance, but I don’t remember for sure.

wysskers4
wysskers4
3 days ago
Reply to  HarlequinGnoll

there was mention of gun stores *robbed* a few comics back?

The Legacy
The Legacy
3 days ago

I can’t find the comment I was trying to reply with this with (before the comic was re-uploaded with some changes), so I’ll put it here; it was a reply on the realism and effect on their plan: There is that, for sure. But, there’s also the potential angle that, with everything put into a warehouse, and having that warehouse destroyed, it could make the and companies fearful enough to close up shop, partly because they can no longer protect their products, partly because they can no longer hire employees, partly because many of their employees will quit and fear,… Read more »

Dom
Dom
2 days ago

It’s very uncomfortable that Elijah (whose character I like very much) happens to be black and now written as a killer.
I know it’s just an unfortunate combination, and I’ve watched Tim’s stories for 15 years to know he’s not bigotted in the slightest.

It’s just uncomfortable because I fear the ignorant comments showing up here..

The Riddler
The Riddler
2 days ago
Reply to  Dom

Why is that uncomfortable? Black people can (and do) kill other people. I don’t see why it is unreasonable to represent a Black perpetrator of homicide in media. Statistically speaking it is just a reality which has nothing to do with animus or bigotry. Cold math simply is what it is. The following are stats from 2019 by the CIA and the FBI… The population of the US in 2019 according to the CIA was 340,110,988. 58.4% (198,624,816) were White and 13.7% (46,255,094) were Black. In the same year there were 6,578 homicides according to the FBI … 44.8% White… Read more »

jonathan corbett
jonathan corbett
2 days ago

As evidenced here, they CANNOT beat Elijah. He punched Ethan, ran up to KO Lucas, and got back before Ethan hit the ground. Simply put, he’s FUNDAMENTALLY superior to those two.

Sayer
Sayer
2 days ago

Honestly, I’m already tired of Elijah.

ears
ears
2 days ago

Violence in the video games is a product of violence in the culture, not the other way around. Art is the mirror of society, etc. And even if you assume it’s this wrong way around, why go after specifically the game store owners link? It’s one of the most arbitrary links in the chain from a “violent” game idea to a gun in a hands of a violent person. edit: gdi, the site navigation from the hotkeys kept sending me to the previous page and after i typed this comment for the fourth time, I didn’t notice it went under… Read more »

Last edited 2 days ago by ears